we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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