The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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