she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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