If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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