i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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