How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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