i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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