Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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