I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
The air taste purple.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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