Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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