Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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