Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I need you to use more vowels.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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