At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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