Don't you send me to vm
Porn is love you can see.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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