So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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