Already got asked if we're dating
she told me i tasted like america
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
