oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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