so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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