Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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