are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
