I think i peed on brittanys purse
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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