is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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