GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
