She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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