My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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