...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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