it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I deserve this hangover.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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