I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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