i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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