She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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