I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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