Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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