The maid of honor just puked.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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