what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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