Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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I have fence marks all over my body
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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