He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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