omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
its liver damage thursday
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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