How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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