I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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