arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
