using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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