It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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