idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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