I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
