'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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