I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Say something about gay babies.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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