New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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