I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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