I want to stick my p in your. b.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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