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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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• (516): View more from New York

  That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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• (408): View more from California

  sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..

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