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(517): View more from Michigan

Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

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(517): Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets http://tfl.nu/g504

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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.

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(859): make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through. http://tfl.nu/bvv7

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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.

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(517): the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy. http://tfl.nu/ah1s

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong

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(205): Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong http://tfl.nu/oa40

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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(616): I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse. http://tfl.nu/2ozn

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(303): View more from Colorado

There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

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(303): There are paw prints all over my ceiling. http://tfl.nu/gg63

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(847): View more from Illinois

I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...

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(847): I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest... http://tfl.nu/j6s5

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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�

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(773): Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh� http://tfl.nu/ikbu

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(765): View more from Indiana

We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...

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(765): We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often... http://tfl.nu/m3tb

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(646): View more from New York

He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.

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(646): He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that. http://tfl.nu/szno

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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab

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(775): I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab http://tfl.nu/nlzo

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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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(401): I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is... http://tfl.nu/ftaa

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(540): View more from Virginia

the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions

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(540): the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions http://tfl.nu/22up

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(562): View more from California

When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.

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(562): When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed. http://tfl.nu/ppx1

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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.

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(907): I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/t39x

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