How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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