we're chasing vodka with high fives
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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