We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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