Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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