My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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