Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.