I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Non-Jews are for practice
I've blown a few things in my day
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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