you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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