so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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